Sad Plant Club

Pip, a small potted sprout, pleased.

The 🥀 collection is coming.

Stickers, tees and mugs for club members who want the badge — proof you kept something alive, or at least tried very hard.

The first two

Artwork proofs
  • The Sad Plant Club crest: a monstera on a shield flanked by a trowel and a watering can, with a drooping rose above and a banner reading Sad Plant Club.

    The Club Crest — tees & hoodies

    The full arms, printed large on the back. For members who have lost enough plants to have earned it.

    In production
  • A die-cut sticker design: a single wilting rose inside a laurel wreath, drawn in deep green and rust.

    The Wilted Rose — die-cut sticker

    One drooping rose in a laurel wreath. Goes on the watering can, the laptop, or the pot it failed in.

    In production

Nothing to buy yet — these are the artwork proofs, not a shop. When there is a checkout it lands here first.

Meanwhile, the advice is free.

Bring us your worst plant. We’ll tell you what’s wrong with it.

Ask the club