Sad Plant Club

The field manual

The Sad Plant Rescue Guide

The symptom-first manual for when your plant is dying right now.

The cover of the Sad Plant Rescue Guide: a monstera on a moss pole in a terracotta pot, one leaf already lost, drawn flat in the club’s green and terracotta.
$12 one-off · digital PDF · yours to keep
Almost ready — in final edits

While you wait, ask the club a free question — that part is live right now.

What’s inside

  1. The 5-minute triage flow

    Start with the symptom you can actually see and follow it to one decision you make today. No diagnosis by vibes.

  2. The 12 killers

    The dozen things that account for nearly every dying houseplant. Each one gets the same four parts: what you see, why it’s happening, the fix, and what recovery should look like week by week.

  3. Root-rot surgery, step by step

    When to unpot, how to tell living root from dead, what to cut, what to keep, and how to repot so it doesn’t happen again.

  4. Light, decoded by window

    What a north, south, east or west window actually delivers through the year — and which plants survive each one.

  5. The watering doctrine

    How to water by the plant instead of by the calendar. This is the single change that saves the most plants.

  6. Pet-safety appendix

    Which common houseplants and products are a problem for cats and dogs, what a bad reaction looks like, and when to call someone.

  7. 20-plant cheat sheet

    The twenty most common houseplants at a glance: light, water, warning signs, and the mistake people usually make with each.

Questions you might have

When can I get it?

It’s in final edits. When it goes on sale the PDF will be emailed to you after checkout, usually the same day, with instant download to follow.

What if I only own one sad plant?

That’s the whole audience. It’s written symptom-first, so you read the two pages that match your problem and ignore the rest until you need them.

Is this professional advice?

No. It’s careful, practical guidance from the same place the free answers come from — not professional horticultural or veterinary advice. For a valuable plant, or anything that looks like a spreading pest or disease, get human eyes on it too.

Stop guessing.

The guide is in final edits. The free answers are live today.

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